Obama 2008

Stream of consciousness thoughts during the event: historic. joy. thank you america. *pops open goose island bourbon county stout* just awesome, chicago is pretty stoked. i feel bad for mccain, i dont think he was able to run as himself, i think moderate republicans need to realize that they have become the lapdogs for social conservative action, it would have been a much more interesting debate and campaign if it stuck on the issues and not attempted character assassination, HAHA FUCK YOU JOE THE PLUMBER WHERE YO STATE AT?!, wow! thank you Florida that was huge, obama has more to live up to that any president I can immediately recall, i think its important to not be blinded by obamaworship, it is important to remain critical on his policies and stances, he was definately WRONG about FISA - WRONG, DEAD WRONG - i think he is dead right about taxes though, sorry! if you make more than $250,000 then you are doing fucking fine, ok lets be clear i am a democratic socialist (not democrat) but eh lets keep on going, wow mccain’s crowd was FUCKING ANGRY, ouch…you are bummed…*goose island BCS #2…and at 13% abv its hitting hard* can we have a female exec officer now…thats NOT hillary? no ex-Walmart board members please…speaking of board i wonder who is going to be sec of state, et. al. for obama!? oh man the religious right freaking out brings me soooo much joy…OH GOD THE GODLESSNESS! to quote the holy metalocalypse: “i’d rather die than go to heaven” *15 minute space out watching MSNBC* I have to say this again, I will hound Obama like a dog to make sure he delivers and more, *obama takes the stage* TERRORIST! just kidding, you fucking morons, anywayyyys, wow…i am from that town…i love chicago…”Hello Chicago!” fuck yes. yeah people voted the fuck out of this election, thankfully i only waited an hour, “we are the united states of america” i hope so, i hope so, fyi did you know that 61 nobel laureates signed in support of obama? i hope he DELIVERS on science policy, it so INCREDIBLY crucial to the future of our nation, we cannot be ignored anymore. YES the planet IS IN PERIL. ITS CAUSED BY MAN PALIN, SERIOUSLY. WTF. TALK TO A SCIENTIST. ARRRRRRG *drinks, anger fading* you better be honest, we will be checking. damn, this man can speak. wow. heal the divide. that was amazingly put. thanks to obama’s 20something speech writer. oh btw have i said FUCK YOU RELIGIOUS RIGHT AND YOUR SUPPOSED MORAL SUPERIORITY, FUCK YOU. oh i did already nvm…*obama speech spaceout* how long did you wait in line to vote? i waited an hour…i heard 5 hrs in florida…what an amazing victory for black america, seriously…we have all come so far its amazing…biden looks like a new grandpa, so stoked lol…id like to point out that as of 11:00pm CST the %s are 51% Obama and 47% McCain…scary…Bidens mom almost made me cry, look at how happy she is! this whole family + orchestral music thing is pretty damn corny…HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THAT CROWD, cant wait to hear about the numbers, bipartisan and new cabinet no retreds, interesting…could mccain (2000 era mccain) be involved?! i would love that actually (keep palin the FUCK out), let me mention again that I want to party with Christopher Hitchens, http://www.slate.com/id/2203120/, *putting on fox new for LULZ* ‘this is only a response to an incumbent people want gone”…Bill Kristol is a neoconservative douchebag…ewwwwww….’mccain was always set to lose’…still ripping on obama *lol* THIS IS AWESOME…’one thing and only one thing goes wrong…the economic crisis’ OHHHHHH YOOOOURRRRR GODDDDD i cant handle this anymore, *flips msnbc on…i know…* ugh a tim russert montage? really?…awww kieth olbermann is getting teary :( …wonderfully historic night…time for cheez-its and studyage…thanks (?) for reading.