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  • Samuel Adams Chocolate Bock

    Today I am done with finals and therefor done with my college coursework! HELLS YES! So I picked up this little number about 2 weeks ago and have been saving it for this occasion. My anticipation for this beer is that it will taste like the chocolate waterfall in Willy Wonka… Because that would just [...]

  • Rogue Shakespeare Stout

    Oh finals.I took a break from manically studying the history of modern science and differential equations to review this tall bottle of beer loving from Rogue. It was a lot more fun then Bessel functions. A lot.

    Brewery Hometown: Newport, Oregon
    Appearance: Dark, opaque black with a standard thickness (no motor oil :P). Rich, creamy brown head [...]

  • Boddington Pub Ale

    I had this one a long time ago before I started to go outside the realm of light beers. Thought it would be a good idea to grab one and see what i think about it a few years later. This was the beginning of an evening that ended in the hospital because my neighbor [...]

  • St. Ambroise Oatmeal Stout

    Grandma Farley gave me a little money (phonetically: jingabets) for the holidays, so I made sure to get something to keep me warm. Jenny and I stopped over at Binny’s for some goodies and this Canadian box grabbed my attention. Definitely has me interested to see what else this brewery has around!

    Brewery Hometown: Montreal, Quebec
    Appearance: [...]

  • Carlsberg Premium Beer

    Hey look at this, I’m actually participating in this beautiful little encyclopedia of opinions formed while thinking under the influence of beer. Let’s see if my three years of experience of learning how to taste coffee’s subtlest undertones comes into play while drinking something that isn’t a tongue-burning and taste bud-distracting 196 degrees.

    Brewery Hometown: [...]

  • Rogue Chocolate Stout

    Oh Rogue. I have seen your beers so many times. And time after time I have passed you by. My goodness I shall never doubt again. This is a lovely lovely stout, so if you’re ready for some full bodied contact, drink up.

    Brewery Hometown: Newport, Oregon
    Appearance: Blacker than the blackest black times infinity. Ok well [...]